This article was written by Tom Miller and repurposed by our partners at YourTango. Ever wish there was a Zagat's Guide to the best bathrooms to have sex in? Until that happens, your best course of action is to get in, get it on, and get out of the stall while following these no-fail rules. Depart for the bathroom at separate times. Throw everyone off your trail! Leave as much stuff at the table as possible. All that clutter —especially the iPhone— is just going to get in the way. Try to use a handicap stall. Maybe it's despicable to hog a stall from someone who actually needs it, especially for selfish needs.
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Writing on the walls of a bathroom stall is entry-level vandalism and will most likely never result in a misdemeanor. So, select a stall, pull out your sharpie, crayon, spray can, paintball gun, etc. Try your best to entertain future stall occupants by giving them something great to stare at while they take a dump. You could issue a friendly warning about the herpes outbreak at the Alpha Delta Douchebag frat house or simply remind people to wash their hands post-ass-wiping. You could draw your favorite Kama Sutra position along with some lyrics to your favorite rap song. Crying in public is really no fun and not at all recommended, but if you must, it absolutely should be done in the sanctity of a public restroom. The moment you feel the waterworks start, dash into the bathroom and let it all out. Sob about the guy who just dumped you, your overbearing mother-in-law calling you fat, or your dog getting hit by that milk truck. When you exit the stall, there will inevitably be someone standing there washing her hands. Strangers are doing this kind of brilliant shit all the time.
She came to the restaurant wearing a skirt, instantly provoking your imagination and hardness. It was the first meeting the two of you had arranged, but still, your heart was pumping and the lust was growing. And as the evening progresses, with both of you filling up the second or the third glass, your ability to stay calm is starting to collapse.
Sometimes having hotter sex is as simple as a change of scene — and a few steamy new positions to try in said space. One location that tends to be less utilized by lovemakers? The bathroom. Sure, there's no shortage of shower sex that can be had here. But what about using the bathroom sink or top of the toilet to your advantage? Or getting it done in an empty public restroom when the mood strikes while the two of you are still out? With a little creativity and some discretion , any bathroom you choose can become the scene of your next steamy shag session.